“I’m gonna run away to Kansas and become a ventriloquist!”
#It’sMyBirthdayTomorrow!
(via crawlingeye)
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When you’re confronted by a werewolf—now this is important—you need to immediately get out of your car and run out into the open.Mike Nelson, MST3K “Werewolf”
(via crawlingeye)
- Mary: They blocked two lanes just to wash some guy's car?
- Scott: The car was on fire. They were putting it out.
If all the bitches that I follow would quit reading Bukowski and listening to Bob Dylan for like, an hour, I bet we could figure out how to build a time machine to go back to the 50’s.
I’m a bad person.
When studying different battles throughout history, the definition of all the battles read “a bunch of bitches died” + other relevant information.
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I don’t take shit from anyone. Then again, I also don’t have many friends.Like father, like daughter.
Marykathleen. 19. Texas.
Literature. History. Religion.
Cigarettes. Cats. Toys. Antiques.
Art. Music. Coffee. Netflix.
Foreign Films. Fashion. Crime.
But mostly literature.
Literature. History. Religion.
Cigarettes. Cats. Toys. Antiques.
Art. Music. Coffee. Netflix.
Foreign Films. Fashion. Crime.
But mostly literature.